It all started with me living in this world much like the movie Waterworld, except there was land. Just not a lot of it. And the little bit of land was owned by this guy no one liked. So me and a couple other people didn’t want to live there.
Then we were captured and taken there and I realized just how bad things were. It wasn’t that they didn’t have anything, but it was all really expensive. Like $1000 for toothpaste. But, as it turns out, I was from an alternate universe anyways. I just didn’t want to go back cause I was already taking classes in this world and I didn’t want to start over.
So I had to call my mom from across the universes cause I needed stuff.That’s about when I woke up. I went back to sleep and dreamt this.
I was with a guy and we were hunting down this creature in an old house. I was just along for the ride. The guy I was with had the bounty for the creature. So we go into this house and it has a Super Mario Bros feel. Except the main boss isn’t Koopa, it’s some old hag. We manage to catch her, but then she entices the guy with something else and he gives her to me to watch.
Only she gets away and then I’m being chased by a ghost who wants the old hag to let him work for her. I don’t know how that one ended either. I woke too soon from it.

So, there ARE people who have dreams as wacky as Erica’s…
Those Trans-Universal calls can be so expensive. I’d say the hag-hunting quest was payment for your phone call.